Precis #3

Facebook is a social network typically used for college students to keep in touch with one another. Yes, I have one but I rarely use it as it is just a college party organizational tool, which is something I am uninterested in. Anyone who posts their mobile telephone number or any other sacred presonal information on their facebook profile is just unintelligent. Facebook profiles are not good to have because in the near future when the United States is a hyper-totalitarian state run by cyborg zombie mutant robots, Robocops will easily be able to access all of your personal information via plasma surges sent directly to the login page and zap your brain waves automatically causing you to convert to the brainless zombie mutant robot cyborg functions.